Friday, March 17, 2006

Officer Carmen And The Professor


First, let's begin with the anticipation of going to the adult store together. Looking through all the things, naughty, nice, they have. So many choices, oh what to do, what to do............
We head to the 'role playing' section. There, I spot a very sexy police officer outfit. Black tight mini skirt, short blouse with a badge, let's get it, I whisper. Grinning my wicked grin. Planning the evening already in my mind. You smile at me and say, come on let's do just that.
I kiss you and whisper in your ear, have you been a bad boy?
You sigh and try to keep your composure.
We realize that I need boots to go with the outfit. I try on different ones, patent leather, knee high, thigh high and all of a sudden I find a pair of black thigh high boots, smooth leather, black, beautiful. I ask for my size and luckily, they do have a pair in stock. I try them on, looking silly with the boots over my jeans. But I just know, these are THE boots. Yes, let's get them.
We laugh and say: We might have to eat stale toast, but we are gonna have fun! OH YES!
On the way home, you keep looking at me and smile. What Handsome.......I ask, laughing.
Oh nothing, you reply. Just thinking!
If I am as good as your imagination, this is going to be one hot night, I say and smile. You nod and tell me: You are something else! I like it!

At home we look at our purchases again and already, I feel the heat rise. Just knowing whats to come got me going. I take my clothes off, not wearing anything I stand in front of you and you put your lips on my tummy, kissing me gently. I wiggle around, that ticklesssssssssssssssssssssss, stopppppppp it!
The blouse fits perfect. I dont button it, I just tie a knot in the front, revealing my cleavage. The skirt is tight and hugs my hips and butt. Then the boots, I am so ready to wear them. Oh my God, they are just beautiful. I slowly slide each boot over my legs while I am sitting on the chair. My legs are spread and you notice, no underwear, still naked under my outfit. Girl, you are making me horny as hell, you say and I just get up, walk over to you and let my tongue play with your lips. I am horny already baby, want to?, I whisper into your ear.
YES! LET'S!

........in the bed............

As you are lying on your back, naked, beautiful, a feast for my eyes. I climb onto the bed and kiss you gently, let my head rest on your chest and enjoy listening to your heartbeat. We kiss passionately, my tongue chasing yours around. Playing catch with it. I love playing with your tongue. I move suddenly into an upright postion and say, I know you have been bad! I know I need to show you my badge!
I rise up and stand over your hips. You look at me, already breathing hard........hardly able to contain your excitement. I place one foot on your chest, gently. The heel of the boot scratching you, not hard............
I slide my foot from your chest to your waist. The heel again, scratching, but not hard.
What do you have to say for your defense?
I am sorry, you whisper.
Sorry? Sorry does not work! This fine and ticket with automatic conviction is yours..........
Yes ma'am you whisper. I move back up to your chest and take my foot off of you. My legs spread I stand over you..............moving up towards your head. You can see my moist love spot, but cannot reach it.
Damn, you say.
Damn what? You better not be cussing around me, I am an officer. With that said, I bend down, go into a squatting position right over your face.
You can look, but you cannot touch. I get the cuffs and tie you to the bed. I let my wet pussy slide over your face just once while I am putting the cuffs on you.
No, you cannot lick, stop! You have been bad!
Yes, ma'am........you smile!
I work my way back to the foot of the bed and move my breast over your hard dick. You moan and sigh.
Yes, whimper, go ahead. You know you want me.
I do, I do!
I put my hands around your hard dick and slowly begin to stroke.
That is not enough for me, I open my lips and slide you into my mouth slowly and gently. You squirm and moan. Just like I love it. I am gently, remembering that control needs not to be taken out of your hands. I lick up and down, slowing down, stopping, letting you catch your breath. I enjoy sucking your hardness. My tongue plays with your nuts. Taking one into my mouth and gently suck on it. You moan and beg me to give you a break.
Granted!
I will give you something to keep your mind occupied with other things. I turn around, pull my skirt up and spread my legs over your face. I can feel your breath on my wet lips, your tongue flicking my clit. I am so wet, it is dripping onto your chin and neck. You tell me over and over again, damn, I love your pussy. Tell me to eat you, tell me.
Baby, eat me , eat me, I reply, grinding my pussy against your mouth. Your tongue works wonders and I am twitching with delight.
But I have a mission to finish. I lower my mouth onto your hard dick again and begin to suck. You taste so good, your throbbing dick feels so good in my mouth. I let my tongue trace the vein on your dick. You beg for me to give you a break, and I do just that. But you keep licking, tongue fucking my throbbing cave.
I know I am going to cum soon and ask you to slow down, please. You say, cum for me baby, let me get all of your sweet juice. And again, you dive into my pussy, licking and sucking.......and I cant help but cum with a loud moan and my pussy begins to squirt its juice onto your tongue.
I wiggle myself away from your face, needing you inside of me now. I want your dick, I say, my eyes green, my voice filled with lust. I untie you......
As I begin to ride your dick, your hands are around my ass, and your mouth keeps uttering moans and sighs. You want this dick, dont you? You want it deep inside of you, dont you?
Yes Baby, I do. I want it all. I grind up and down, back and forth. MMMHMMMM, you feel so good, damn girl. Damn you are so tight.
I am, arent I? And you are so hard! I love riding your dick. I moan and my moves become faster. Knowing I will cum again soon, I beg you, please cum with me baby, please.
You want this cum, dont you. Let me give it to you. How bad do you want it?
BAD! Please, cum with me, give it to me! I can hardly talk now, breathing hard, riding harder.

I am cumming.........I am cumming, aww shit.........you exclaim loudly as you are shooting your juices deep inside of me. With a loud moan I cum at the same time.........
After regaining composure, I bend down to your face and whisper..............you been a bad bad boy!

Monday, December 19, 2005

Pussy Shots

Fat Pussy
Opened wide Pussy
Up close shot of a Pussy

Guy Rules


The Guys' Rules:
We always hear" the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," ! We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!

MUST NOT LOOK

You can try grasshopper but their power is too great for you

Saturday, December 17, 2005

I Got Nothing

I have nothing clever to say or humorous I just like looking at her BOOTY to be quite honest I couldn't even tell you which Williams Sister this is:-)

Friday, December 16, 2005

The Crying Game (the video version)


Always remember if you decide to WebCam with someone keep this video clip in Mind Take a look

Adult cartoons



New Barbies For 2006





Thursday, December 15, 2005

Oral sex 101 with Brittany

JMeeting.com


This web site is for the closet voyeur . you can log on to this site for free and look at People's cameras from all over the world they are in different categories such as male and female couples and other all with the ratings beside them from rated G. all the way to all R fair warning from a man's point of view . not every camera , you click on will be some beautiful woman . but then again beauty is in the eye of the beholder and there's also a option for you to find a person that you are viewing in a chat room . like I said , it's totally free I haven't Any pop-ups or spam , and it's nice when you want to just sit and see what's going on . in other places of the world and see what craziness people will do on camera

Sunday, December 11, 2005

The Official Website for Ice T

Back in the day with his first girlfriend Sharlene

From hard-core rapper to actor , and now having a role in the weekly Drama TV series of law and order . he has come a long way and check out his wife . I guess Kanye West was righ but then again who ever really knows goes on in someone else's relationship Take a look
Gold digger Video Watch it

From Child Star To Porn Star




Jaimee FoxworthAKA Crave, Judy WinslowFrom Child Star To Porn Star
Jaimee Foxworth made her debut on the hugely popular TV show, Family Matters. In 1989 at the age of 10, Jaimee won the role of the youngest daughter Judy and went on to do 4 seasons of the show before being written out of the storyline and into anonymity. The producers picked an odd way to write her out of the show - in one episode her character went upstairs - never to return, or to be mentioned again.

Now in her early 20's, she's been through the ropes, having battled alcoholism, depression and destitution prompted in part by a judges' ruling that her trust fund of over $500,000 be used to save her family from bankruptcy. What did she do to combat all the bad luck? Well, she became a porn star taking on the name Crave and leaving behind the family that she felt took her dream livelihood. Having performed in over a dozen movies, she's retired from the porn business and wants to concentrate on acting again.She supposedly works part time at a talent agency her mother manages. Currently , she has not done a film since 2002

Dawg Films - black bike week, black college reunion, bcr, daytona beach, black amateur videos



Hood Ratz, Chicken heads, big booty's oh my if you have ever wondered what goes on at Spring break in Daytona or black bike week . you should definitely check this out

T-Shirt Hell: t-shirts, shirts, funny t-shirts, funny shirts


Some of these T-shirts are crazy as hell

Friday, December 09, 2005

Fetish engine


When I first started surfing the Internet like most men I typed in every type of dirty word you could possibly imagine I quickly learned that there are a lot of freaks out there now using the word freak is subjective one man's fetish is another man's filth . but what I quickly found out its a lot of ways to get your satisfaction . I also found out that I thought that I was a super freak but one month into surfing the Internet and looking at different sites my goodness . I am a choirboy compared to some of these fetishes I don't condemn or judge anyone who gets a raging hard on by watching women blowup balloons in bikinis until they explode . but I do have a problem with child pornography leave the children out of the sex and keep it to two consenting adults and out of curiosity . I looked up in the dictionary , what is a fetish and here are the results
1. Magical object: something, especially an inanimate object, that is revered or worshiped because it is believed to have magical powers or be animated by a spirit
2. object of obsession: an object, idea, or activity that somebody is irrationally obsessed with or attached tomake a fetish of neatness
3. object arousing sexual desire: something that arouses sexual excitement in somebody, e.g. an inanimate object or nonsexual part of the body

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Heather Hunter: Heather Hunter Official Web Site


You may ask yourself , who Heather Hunter is go to the music section of this site and let me say . music was not her first love

DJ Domination and Heather Hunter


Talk about multitasking I simply don't have this type of concentration especially under these circumstances
Take a look

The Green Light To Heaven

To some Men seeing this is the doorway to heaven and when you see them coming down some of us is simply don't know how to act here is an example Take a look

Sunday, December 04, 2005

SHOW business

Nothing get's ratings quicker then nipples showbiz never looked better

Totally FLAT LINE !!!


Thank goodness for breast implants because it looks like here she has no clue what the hell he's talking about she looks totally flat line