Dr. Nookieless Sex Soup Recipe

Kitty Kitty Cat Sex Soup
Serves: 10
Prep. Time: 0:35
1 lb. spicy Italian sausage - crumbled
1/2 lb. smoked bacon - chopped
1 qt. water
(2) 14.5 oz. cans (about 3 2/3 cups) chicken broth
2 lg. russet potatoes - scrubbed clean, cubed
2 garlic cloves - peeled, crushed
1 med. onion - peeled, chopped
2 cups chopped kale OR Swiss chard
1 cup heavy whipping cream
salt and pepper - to taste
In a skillet over medium-high heat, brown sausage,
breaking into small pieces as
you fry it; drain, set aside.
-In a skillet over medium-high heat, brown bacon;
drain, set aside.
-Place water, broth, potatoes, garlic, and onion in a
pot; simmer over medium
heat until potatoes are tender.
-Add sausage and bacon to pot; simmer for 10 minutes.
-Add kale and cream to pot; season with salt and
pepper; heat through
Goes great with bread sticks
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