You may ask yourself , what does food and Southern hospitality have to do with sex it is all a Southern woman's means of seducing you first she takes and feeds you delectable meals such as sexy Southern chocolate . you come back for more she overwhelms you with her Southern charm . you stay for dinner . she gives you , Southern fried chicken cornbread homemade collard greens , homemade tea the next thing you know , she's rubbing your back and asking you" how was that food sweetheart" in her Southern accent and the only thing you can do is sit back and reply" yes ma'am" knowing fully well . you probably have never use that phrase (yes ma'am) in your life but you see it's all part of their charm the next thing you know you're taking naps over a Southern woman's comfortable dwellings and then she invites you into her boudoir (bed room for us Yankees) and then that delicate flower of a lady that you thought was so shy and naïve will screw you till your brains come out of your head and then they have you hooked . you're nothing more than a toy to them and you'd never ever saw it coming . but they knew , seven days before when they fixed the first plate of food for you you were targeted . and now you can do nothing except walk around the daylight with a flashlight looking for your lost Southern Bell :-)
No comments:
Post a Comment