An accountant gets home late one night from work and his wife asks, "Where have you been?"He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of a tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he saidproudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head indisbelief."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?""Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow...Two... Once in awhile I like to play with my money...Three... you 'll like how money feels in your hand...
and lastly...instead of you going out shopping every week-end, now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!
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