Dr. Nookieless Sex Soup Recipe

Kitty Kitty Cat Sex Soup
Serves: 10
Prep. Time: 0:35
1 lb. spicy Italian sausage - crumbled
1/2 lb. smoked bacon - chopped
1 qt. water
(2) 14.5 oz. cans (about 3 2/3 cups) chicken broth
2 lg. russet potatoes - scrubbed clean, cubed
2 garlic cloves - peeled, crushed
1 med. onion - peeled, chopped
2 cups chopped kale OR Swiss chard
1 cup heavy whipping cream
salt and pepper - to taste
In a skillet over medium-high heat, brown sausage,
breaking into small pieces as
you fry it; drain, set aside.
-In a skillet over medium-high heat, brown bacon;
drain, set aside.
-Place water, broth, potatoes, garlic, and onion in a
pot; simmer over medium
heat until potatoes are tender.
-Add sausage and bacon to pot; simmer for 10 minutes.
-Add kale and cream to pot; season with salt and
pepper; heat through
Goes great with bread sticks
the doctor also recommends crotchless panties if he can't take a hint . she recommends this because some men need to be shown what the second course is also take note of the preparation time , because you want to get down to business . also , the servings are large , because in her words" you can never run out of good men"

The Camel-Toe Report

Sadly enough , many will suffer from this fashion nightmare . but if you will acknowledge it nonetheless . it's funny as hell to look at , and sometimes disturbing

One in three dads try breast milk - Weird news and funny pictures via the Gag Report#news

I'm going to plead a Fifth Amendment on this , but it is a fascinating story and survey . :-)

Catering to our Egos

Hey it beats trying not to look at the guy next to you and avoid eye contact

J-Lo Nipple Tweaker Pics

I did not know there was someone that actually did this and my first question is , where do I apply for the position to do this . LOL :-)

Not feeling so PERKY!

Nipple Enlargements: Now More Common
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Breast implants are one thing, but some folks are so unsatisfied with the size of their nipples that they're having them surgically enhanced. It sounds like "nip-picking," but according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, 501 women and 40 men had "breast nipple enlargement" surgery last year. New York-based plastic surgeon Bruce Nadler performs the procedure on half a dozen people a year and says most do it because they want the "teasing look" of an erect nipple at all times. Still others -- mostly men -- are nipple fetishists who want their nipples to be the biggest, most desirable nipples possible. The "super-sizing" is done with injections of collagen or silicone, cartilage taken from the patient's ear or implants. Dr. Nadler says still more common is nipple reduction surgery, which is done by men who feel their chests look too feminine and women who are self conscious about looking nippy in cold weather.

CBBC Newsround | WORLD | 'I've got the world's longest tongue'

I really don't have a comment about this until she turns 18 :-)

Home Cooking : Sexy Southern Chocolate

You may ask yourself , what does food and Southern hospitality have to do with sex it is all a Southern woman's means of seducing you first she takes and feeds you delectable meals such as sexy Southern chocolate . you come back for more she overwhelms you with her Southern charm . you stay for dinner . she gives you , Southern fried chicken cornbread homemade collard greens , homemade tea the next thing you know , she's rubbing your back and asking you" how was that food sweetheart" in her Southern accent and the only thing you can do is sit back and reply" yes ma'am" knowing fully well . you probably have never use that phrase (yes ma'am) in your life but you see it's all part of their charm the next thing you know you're taking naps over a Southern woman's comfortable dwellings and then she invites you into her boudoir (bed room for us Yankees) and then that delicate flower of a lady that you thought was so shy and naïve will screw you till your brains come out of your head and then they have you hooked . you're nothing more than a toy to them and you'd never ever saw it coming . but they knew , seven days before when they fixed the first plate of food for you you were targeted . and now you can do nothing except walk around the daylight with a flashlight looking for your lost Southern Bell :-)

LilKim Evolution

In 1996 Kimberly Jones is arrested on marijuana charges in New Jersey
Little purple dress
Appears at the MTV awards with Diana Ross with natural breast and causes a firestorm with her infamous pasty dress
She has also had breast augmentation

During the summer of 2004 she has skin whitening treatments

Lil' Kim whose real name is Kimberly Jones enters Manhattan federal court, Wednesday, July 6, 2005, in New York. She was sentenced to a year in jail following her conviction for lying to the grand jury in connection with a shootout outside a Manhattan radio station in 2001.(AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano)

Funny + Intelligence + Wild = Sexy,,,,,,,,,, Deborah Wilson

It's funny how a sense of humor can be an aphrodisiac And with me it's a prerequisite I enjoy laughing And of watch this woman ( Deborah Wilson) Over the years on mad TV She has made me laugh A lot And I have seen interviews of her When she's not being silly And she's extremely intelligent Another prerequisite For me Have also noticed over the years She is getting more and more sexy

Dribbleglass.com--Strange Sex Laws, Weird Funny Laws About Sex and Sexuality

Talk Sex with Sue Johanson

Old lady know's her Suff

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Charts

Adding more fires to the myths . or maybe not , have you ever wondered about men with big feet . we wear big shoes

EWC

I have a friend that was a manager , a.k.a. pimp lol for the guys on this site you ladies should enjoy this . she told me she considers them her little brothers she was also telling me . being that close to them you see that ugly , and the good sides of people's personally I like looking at the female portion of this web site . :-) I would definitely have to check this out when I come back to DC

Nice trees

Our American forestry service has placed trees in the most lovely areas this must be a giant redwood the trees are so large and lovely ,,,,,what did you think I was talking about:-)

Perverted Republican

Perverted Republican

My goodness , what can I say about the perverted Republican well . I won't say anything , but check out her audioblog WOW

Corporate Condoms

Welcome to Punany's World

Welcome to Punany's World

If you like your poetry on the spicy side . I recommend these intellectual mind , orgasmic experience

Joke of the day

An accountant gets home late one night from work and his wife asks, "Where have you been?"He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of a tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he saidproudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head indisbelief."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?""Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow...Two... Once in awhile I like to play with my money...Three... you 'll like how money feels in your hand...
and lastly...instead of you going out shopping every week-end, now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

Public nudity? Or not

The woman pictured below actually walked down a busy city street with no "real" clothes -- only those painted on her. Most passersby didn't even give her a second look because the paint looked so much like clothinig

Buffy

Buffie The Body - Seeing IS Believing

I remember the first time I saw her in a rap video . I thought to myself , oh my goodness , she has a lot of real estate LOL I hope that she gets older , her booty does not drag to the ground http://media.putfile.com/damn-buffie

SOFIA VERGARA

OMG I first heard of this woman in a movie called chasing papi the movie really sucked . but I went on to watch it three times , because she is so damn fine